Order the book direct and get it signed or scribbled upon by me! (No promises on the quality of the scribbling... no, scratch that. The scribbles will be terrible. And if you want something specific inscribed, let me know.) Price includes shipping for the continental US. For all other locations, please reach out before ordering for shipping costs. For bulk orders, please contact me first-- I can do better (probably) on shipping.

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The AUDIOBOOK will be sold directly from this site once it's recorded. EBooks will be on Amazon and B&N shortly, as will phyiscal book orders (it might save you money to order from them too.)